OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Hollywood Freeway 1974

BEWARE

Next time, you meet a guy named Gilbert, Edwin, or Ernest, hold on to your wallet or have a can of mace.

DRAMA

I saw this news headline today: "5 killed in deadly ice storm in Midwest and South"
I'm tired of the media turning everything into this operatic drama: "The KILLER storm". If they chose to, they could report that Easter killed 5 people because people overdosed on Cadbury eggs. You know it probably has happened. But they don't because a storm is more scary than bunnies and eggs. But every circumstance can create death, even the most innocuous if you think about it. You know how I know this? I watched the movie Final Destination(2000) and movies always tell the truth. I deduce that cooking pasta can be just as deadly as operating a lawnmower after drinking a case of Budweiser. It's gotta be fact.
The media can say 500,960,345 people survived the storm next time.

LETS DANCE

I hereby order this clip to be played at my funeral because I will never think it is not funny.

'LIL WAYNE

I know this is the wrong 'Lil, but John is more fun to look at.



Put Some Keys On That—'Lil Wayne

'Lil Wayne is completely improvising here. You can hear him laugh at himself for pulling it off. Wayne is as talented as John is ugly.

*Disappointed by the paltry download numbers for Lora Logic. In the words of Pants' mother: "You don't know what good is!".

LORA LOGIC

Essential Logic—Fanfare in the Garden

*Number one on my "don't sleep" list.