Good ideas, Bad ideas and Not Sure

Good ideas:

1) Taking a phone number belonging to a person that has stiffed me for $200 and putting it on escort service websites and other things of that nature.

2) Forgiving myself

3) Driving erratically and when pulled over having the officer find your car full of empty Red Bull canisters.

4) Red Bull

5) Cat Flavored Dog food

Bad ideas:

1) Walking into Jury Duty wearing a Merlin costume

2) Slashing the tires of the person who owes you $200

3) Movies about romantic longing

4) Refried beans

5) Painting a Still Life

Not Sure

1) Painting a Still Life

2) Macrobiotic food

3) 9-5 jobs

4) Cats

5) People constantly birthing more children contributing to overpopulation and glutting this planet with more useless crap.